Neighbors.
Want them to like you? Bake them a cake.
Want them to hate your guts? Cut or even better take off the exhaust of your miserable bike and drive around your block.
I would even cheat to go first in line to throw a rotten egg on this head of yours with the hideous haircut.
Can someone explain to me how does a farting-like-noise-producing bike make you cooler?
